He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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