Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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