Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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