I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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