Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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