Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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