I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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