After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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