shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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