How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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