Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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