I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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