The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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