Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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