In the future we'll all be gay
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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