I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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