Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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