I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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