All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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