If that was your dad, he is hot
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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