Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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