Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I want her autograph on my taint
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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