I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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