we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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