I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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