He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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We're hate flirting, damnit.
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