You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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