So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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