Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He shit in the fireplace
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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