idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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