Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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