You made me cry and you don't even care
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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