I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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