Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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