ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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