1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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