I faked an abortion last night.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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