She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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