I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish you could order shots online.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
