I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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