is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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