another moral hangover. fuck.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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