K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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