Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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