You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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