Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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