For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The best revenge is premature balding
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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