he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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