You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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