I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
someone owes me an orgasm
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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