can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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