p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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