how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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