It's Friday. Sex?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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