I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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