What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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