He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
50% drunk capacity currently
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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